Happy Thanksgiving Jokes 2017, Funny Thanksgiving Jokes For Kids

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Happy Thanksgiving Jokes:- What human being would have been without giggles and laughter. An animal I think (though it is). It’s the happiness, moments and laughter which remains by one’s side forever, memories are the only thing which puts a wide smile when hit in mind anytime, anywhere. So why not create some! Thanksgiving 2017 is almost here and what occasion can be best than this, creating some forever lasting moments along with the yummy dishes with friends, relatives and family members. To help you create some awesome memories here we are with the antique collection of Thanksgiving Jokes, funny thanksgiving jokes for kids. And why not have some fun with those witty Turkey Jokes while having the every bit of it.



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If you are having the fun on the day so why not the kids can. Here’s the special Thanksgiving Jokes For Kids. Make the day worth by having endless fun in your own way and I think the Thanksgiving Day Jokes can help a bit in it. Eat and laugh, that’s the motto of the day, have your supper, pick your phone and start having the giggles by sending the Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes in the social groups.

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What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an ghost?
         A poultrygeist!

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
         Plymouth Rock

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
         They suspected fowl play.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
         Pilgrims

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Thanksgiving Messages

Funny Thanksgiving Humor Jokes

Thanksgiving Jokes:- Go for the day way you want, get together and share the Thanksgiving Jokes Humor or send them over the social groups. The way much fascinating is sitting together with friends and cursing each other and sharing the thankgiving 2017 jokes on what you just ate i.e the Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes.

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
         To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
         It had 24 carrots.

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Thanksgiving Messages

Funny Thanksgiving Jokes 2017

Above mentioned are the best Thanksgiving Jokes Humor from our latest collection. Pick as many and which ever you want. No boundations and nothing to pay, just copy and send to as many people you want. Feel free to share the Thanksgiving Jokes and if you want your’s one to be published here, contact us.

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Thanksgiving Messages

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
         He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

When do you serve tofu turkey?
         Pranksgiving.

What key won’t open any door?
         A turkey!

What did baby corn say to mama corn?
         Where's popcorn?

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Thanksgiving Messages

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
         If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy

Why do the pants of pilgrims keep falling down?
         Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

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Thanksgiving Messages

What kind of weather does a turkey like?
         Fowl weather!

What does Miley Cyrus eat at Thanksgiving?
         Twerk-ey!

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Thanksgiving Messages

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
         The turkey trot.

If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want?
         It simply wants to run away.

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If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
         Goblet.

What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
         God save the kin

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Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
         The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

What do you call an evil turkey?
         Poultry-Geist
         Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert?
         Because he will gobble, gobble it up!

What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
         Wing, Wing! Wing, Wing!

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
         They suspected it of fowl play

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Thanksgiving Day Messages

What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
         The drumstick.

What sound does a space turkey make?
         Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!

What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
         Peach gobbler!

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
         They suspected it of fowl play

Thanksgiving Day Messages
Thanksgiving Day Messages


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